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Aug 22, 2014 / 180,407 notes
  • me: it wont bother me.
  • me: *lies down*
  • me: it actually really bothers me. a lot. so i'm gonna think about it all night instead of sleeping.
Aug 22, 2014 / 358,829 notes

stevenfresco:

i only go on the internet like once a day for approx 24 hours

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Aug 22, 2014 / 240,950 notes

slayboybunny:

"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
"oh sorry about that sir" 

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Aug 22, 2014 / 620,915 notes

pvnk-is-dad:

I crave intimacy but I get confused and uncomfortable when I’m shown even the slightest bit of attention or affection.

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Aug 22, 2014 / 141,856 notes

ugly:

IT’S OKAY, THE HARD HAT HELPED!!

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Aug 21, 2014 / 165,967 notes

petcanadian:

pros and cons of wearing your pjs all day

pro: you can fall asleep anywhere and already be ready

con: nothing, why do we ever wear anything else

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Aug 21, 2014 / 464,020 notes

cradidily:

*waking up from a coma* “how many followers do I have”

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Aug 21, 2014 / 464,633 notes

rapewhistled:

*16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks

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Aug 21, 2014 / 621 notes

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Aug 21, 2014 / 381,474 notes

maliciousmelons:

when you are in a hurry and someone wont let the conversation end

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Aug 21, 2014 / 182,546 notes

aneatoblog:

When a game has “And you.” in the special thanks section of the credits.

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Aug 21, 2014 / 60,594 notes

precumming:

do you ever just jiggle your butt

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Aug 21, 2014 / 246,378 notes

snorlaxatives:

me in the club

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Aug 21, 2014 / 39,733 notes

kidgarbage:

Flower Power - Sophie Gamand

Flower Power is about challenging myself to approach pit bulls with a fresh perspective and an open heart. I invite the viewer to do the same." [x]

All dogs photographed are available for adoption in NYC here, here and here

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Aug 21, 2014 / 440,121 notes

queercorn:

*straight people voice* is he… you know…

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